Eva Longoria Has Sex on a Table

May 23, 2012

Apparently Eva Longoria having sex on a table actually exists on the Internet. Who are we to question how it got there? All we can do is watch, appreciate and hope that there’s more on the way.

Matt Branham is the Editor-in-Chief at Mandatory. A Los Angeles-based author, originally from Illinois. A man of metaphors, challenging the norm and going against everything you believe, one of Mandatory's original writers. Whether music or movies, TV or taboo, he's always writing, mostly in alliterations. His latest book "Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off" was released in 2016, following "Feeling Out of Shorts." Stick around for more from this big hat wearing, topsy turvy troubadour.