Sick of watching your Tinder hookups vomit uncontrollably in the corner of your parents’ basement after another Tuesday night oral sex sesh?
Well, then it might be time to incorporate pineapple juice into your diet.
Sex and dating writer Rachel Khona isn’t a virgin, and in a special hands/mouth-on study for the website YourTango.com, she and her boyfriend put several food myths to the test, one of which was the notion that drinking pineapple juice would make a guy’s semen taste sweeter.
After three days of loading up on pineapple juice, Khona decided to live up to her end of the bargain and give her boyfriend some road head as they drove somewhere on what she referred to as a “south west road trip.”
The result?
“Swishing him around my mouth, I realized it actually did taste significantly sweeter,” Khona noted.
Khona and her boyfriend also put the “celery will increase your load volume, making it comparable to a legendary Peter North shot” myth to the test.
But according to Khona, all she got was “the normal load.”
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