If you’re like me, you’ve seen every “Friends” episode that’s ever existed. And if you’ve seen every “Friends” episode that’s ever existed, you’ve probably wondered how Joey can afford a single slice of pizza, much less a stake in one of the biggest apartments in Manhattan. His employment record is spotty at best, so we’ve decided to create a LinkedIn account for him in hopes that his next gig is his second big break.
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…