It’s a fact of life: the longer you’re in a relationship, the less you go out. Once you’ve accepted this domesticated bliss, you learn to appreciate the simpler things in life, like a quiet Friday night at home. The only thing is, it’s not so quiet unless you have the place to yourself. Let’s take a look at a classic Friday night at home alone vs. with your girlfriend.
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