And as is usually the case, it wasn’t the kind of woman you want to break into your place and drink your beer.
According to the Daily Herald, Lidia Zuradzka’s last name is a damn nightmare, and she is being held on $100,000 bond after breaking into a stranger’s home and telling the woman who lived there that she wanted her beer.
The woman who owned the house was upstairs when Zuradzka snuck in through an unlocked door and grabbed a beer off a table. When the woman came downstairs and found Zuradzka in her living room, she asked her what she was doing. Zuradzka responded, “I want beer.”
The woman screamed and Zuradzka ran out of the house. It’s still unclear if the woman screamed because Zuradzka made a threatening maneuver or simply because this is what the woman who was standing in her living room looked like:
If you’re keeping score at home, this is now the third time Zuradzka has been arrested for trespassing in somebody else’s house and probably not the first time she’s done something illegal to get her hands on some booze.
The homeowner should feel extremely lucky, as it could have been much worse: Florida Man Stabs Friend and Dog Over Last Can of Beer
