Look, parents, your children are curious creatures who want to get their hands on absolutely everything they come across. Maybe that’s why it’s best to keep all of mommy and daddy’s very “personal” items well out of reach of your newly walking, overly curious adventurer. Otherwise, you might end up like two of my friends.
Below is a photo they sent me this morning. It’s a picture of their little girl in utter shock over the interesting new toy she discovered. No, that’s not a replica of Audrey Two from “Little Shop of Horrors,” it’s exactly what you know it is. (Editor’s note: Yes, that’s a Fleshlight, for those of you who don’t know.)
Please note the poor little pink stuffed animal she abandoned in the process of this discovery.
