Whether or not somebody pooped that thing out is another story.
According to FOX 25, a man at an Alabama construction site needed to use the john recently but is lucky he didn’t crap himself after finding a four-foot long snake coiled on the toilet.
Willie Harris said he initially thought it was a joke when he saw the snake, but after he saw it move a couple of times, he jumped back and yelled, “Wow!” His boss called 911, and Hueytown Police Officer Alice Thompson and two male officers arrived on the scene.
Even funnier than finding a snake on top of the crapper? You guessed it: watching the female officer take care of removing it from the scene while her two male counterparts and several construction workers watched, huddled in a corner.
Using her baton as well as her scared partner’s baton, Thompson was able to pick up what was believed to be a poisonous cottonmouth, carry it to the back of her partner’s squad car, and release it back into the wild a short distance down the road.
In a related story, Hueytown Police Officer Alice Thompson is a smoking hottie.
I don’t think this snake was wearing a hat, but these guys are: 20 Snakes Wearing Tiny Hats
