Florida Man Wearing Bra and Panties Exposes Himself at Public Pool

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Geez. Dare we ask what else is on this guy’s bucket list?

According to the New York Daily News, an 81-year-old man in Spring Hill is in deep shit after he stood in front of his bedroom window Wednesday afternoon wearing nothing but a hot pink bra and matching panties and then exposed himself for everybody at the public pool next door to see.

Florida Man Wearing Bra and Panties Exposes Himself at Public Pool

Police say Fred Reede was still wearing the bra and panties when deputies from the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office knocked on his door. Although he denied dropping his panties and showing the pool goers his cranny axe, the building manager at the Vista Grand at Spring Hill senior living center told police she has warned Reede before that he can wear whatever he wants as long he has his window shades down.

Reede was charged with “exposure of sex organs” and released on $1,000 bond.

It’s safe to say Reede needs help – and probably a new bottle of sunscreen.

We managed to find a guy who has more issues than Reede: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors

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