Some people are destined for greatness. Alvin Cross, Jr. is not one of those people. Well, unless he was actually trying to go back to prison. If that’s the case, then he’s a genius.
According to Gawker, Cross was arrested and sentenced to one year behind bars after he recently texted his probation officer in an effort to get his hands on some of the devil’s lettuce.
Authorities said Cross sent his probation officer a text asking, “You have some weed?” That moment of pure stupidity led to a raid of Cross’s residence by the officer and drug agents, which netted a bag of cocaine.
Cross pleaded guilty to possession of nose candy earlier this week and was sentenced to one year in prison, where he’ll have an even harder time getting his hands on any wacky tobaccy.
If he was in Connecticut, he’d have trouble getting his hands on nudie mags as well: Connecticut Murderer Thinks Jail’s Ban on Porn Isn’t Fair
