Maybe the movie “Idiocracy” should no longer be classified as fiction.
According to BroBible, a new app that is being hailed as a “social network for your ass” allows users to share their farts with one another.
Fartners users will be able to follow and be followed by regular people and celebrities just like Twitter, but instead of “sharing what comes out of your brain, you share whatever gas comes out of your ass.”
The app isn’t available for iOS systems yet, but if you’re an Android user, then you’re in luck, as Fartners is available on Google Play and just waiting for people who want to “share farts with their friends, discover others’ farts, follow Fartners like themselves, comment, rate, play, re-fart and much more.”
If this sounds like your cup of tea, then you might want to sign up today. I mean, waiting any longer will really put a dent in your goal of passing Fartalicious as “Top Fartner.”
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