Somebody Stuffed an Easter Bunny With $30,000 of Meth

Don’t eat that candy, kids.

According to Huffington Post, Oklahoma police arrested a Tahlequah woman last week after they intercepted a package addressed to her. That package? A stuffed Easter Bunny filled with $30,000 worth of meth.

The package containing the meth bunny was sniffed out by a drug dog after police received a tip about the delivery. When they sliced open the toy, they found two pounds of meth jammed into two condoms inside.

“The Easter Bunny I thought was a strange touch,” Tahlequah Police Chief Nate King said. “There were two condoms and meth stuffed inside the rabbit. It’s not the prize egg that we want in Tahlequah.”

The package was intended for Carolyn Ross, and when an officer dressed as a delivery man arrived at her doorstep with an anticipatory warrant, she confessed to “knowing the drugs were in the mail,” and said her job was to redistribute them to somebody else.

No word on why police chose the rabbit’s anus as their point of entry.

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