Well, that doesn’t sound like very much fun at all.
According to the New York Daily News, a 19-year-old woman says the 250 internal and external stitches she required after a water jet destroyed her vagina at a British theme park five years ago make sex today too painful, and she’s now afraid that her boyfriend might leave her or cheat on her because of it.
Shelby Clarke says she also fears that she won’t be able to have children after the water jets — some of which spray water more than 200 feet in the air — of The Spectacular Dancing Water Fountain at Blackpool Pleasure Beach tore her from “her bottom to her vagina.”
The incident was so horrific that a consultant pulled Clarke aside because she thought she had been raped. She was awarded a “five-figure sum” from the theme park, but considering what she had to endure, that sounds about $6 billion short.
Five years after her horrifying day, Clarke says she now has a boyfriend, but sex with him is “painful.” The good news? You guessed it: It’s nowhere near as painful as a theme park water jet.
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