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If you read that headline properly, you knew exactly what you were getting into as you clicked it. Therefore, the following photo shouldn’t be all too shocking. If you arrived here by accident, however, we do apologize for what you are about to be subjected to.
After spending 10 hours trying to remove what was referred to as a roughly 9-inch “phallic object” from his ass, a 68-year-old man decided it was time to put matters into the capable hands of Mater Hospital in Dublin, Ireland.
Claiming “severe lower abdominal discomfort, distension and inability to pass urine, flatus or bowel motions,” doctors attempted a manual evacuation of the dildo before deciding that forceps and plenty of anesthesia would be required.
Reportedly, this incident actually took place in December 2014, but was only recently documented in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports. The report also added that “the removal of phallic objects requires ingenuity,” since, though cases like this aren’t particularly uncommon, the objects used — light bulbs, spray containers, bottles, etc. — vary.
Cripes.
(h/t The Sun)
