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People fart on planes all the time. It’s like science or some shit.
But according to the Daily Mail, one passenger seated somewhere “in the area of rows 10 to 12” on a recent flight kept passing gas that was so putrid that a nearby passenger felt the need to write a note on a cocktail napkin to a flight attendant, asking her to call out the farter over the intercom because he or she probably needed to see a doctor for “ass cancer” treatments.
Flight Attendant Gets Note That Suggests A Farting Passenger ‘Might Have Ass Cancer’
The flight attendant never made the announcement, but she brought the note home and gave it to her son. He thankfully posted a picture of it on Reddit, and the world has been a better place ever since.
A University of Copenhagen clinical professor named Jacob Rosenburg says the average amount of times a person farts each day increases in the air due to a drop in air cabin pressure, but I’ll just stick to blaming the guy in row 11 who devoured the entire oversized bag of Combos he purchased from Hudson News.
