Since only white people can win Oscars this year, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences took the unprecedented step to change the Oscar statuette. The new statue added a handful of flourishes that better reflect the predominantly middle-aged, white and male panel that picked this year’s nominees. In other words, this year’s Oscar statue looks white as hell. Here’s a sneak peek at what Hollywood’s whitest biggest stars hope to take home at the Oscars this year.
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