Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest Playmate of them all? “Why, Kristy Garett, you fool!” That’s right, Miss February is starting things on in a very fine way with plenty of incredibly exotic, erotic moves as Playboy’s final nude model. In this stellar three-minute clip from Playboy, we get all the centerfold favorites: poolside, car-side and record player-side Kristy. If January had you down and lacking in resolution, may Kristy Garett be the thing to start February off with a bang…a very hot, blonde bang. Follow her on Instagram @kristygarett now.

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