If You’ve Always Wanted To See A Spice Girl Pee On Bear Grylls, You’re In Luck

By Tommy Gimler

NBC executives came up with the crazy notion that people actually wanted to spend their Wednesday nights watching Bear Grylls do his thing, so they gave him his own show called “Running Wild with Bear Grylls,” where celebrities join him somewhere in nature and they…wait for it…run wild.

Last night’s “celebrity” was Melanie B from the Spice Girls, and let’s just say that things got really wild when Grylls got stung in the hand by a jellyfish and Melanie B did the only thing that came to mind to save him.

Yup, you guessed it: She pissed on him.



I mean, congrats to Bear Grylls, I guess. After all, there are guys who will pay top dollar these days to have a good-looking woman take a leak on them, and he wound up getting a golden shower for free.

h/t BroBible

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Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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