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Valentine’s Day is finally over, which means we can all go back to doing at we really love: hating each other. The sensationalized purge of flowers, candy, and love letters is once again behind us and we are back to facilitating our true love of misanthropy. Now that things are back to normal, here are some fun ideas for going back to hating one another.
You don’t have to do all of these activities in a single day; you can spread them throughout the week and switch things up. Regardless of how you choose to spend your time hating each other, just remember that you still get to enjoy 364 more days until you have to buy more flowers
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Now That Valentine’s Day Is Over, We Can Go Back To Hating Each Other
Show up to work on time.
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That won’t be enough for your boss, though. They’ll want to know why you didn’t come in 10 minutes early. It’s an easy way to create tension for the rest of the workday, and it allows you to bond with fellow coworkers you already hate over how much you hate your boss more. It’s killing two birds with one stone
Take someone’s lunch out of the break room.
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It’s not Valentine’s Day anymore, so who cares? Not only will it ruins someone’s day, but you won’t have to pay for lunch!
Don’t respond to your significant other’s text messages in a timely manner.
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Those flowers you bought yesterday are almost dead, just like your relationship. Or, it will be eventually if you don’t respond immediately.
Go see a movie.
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Enjoy yourself. Get some Twizzlers and a soda. Sit in the way back. Talk the entire time. Don’t like a scene in the movie? Just throw some popcorn up in the air in front of the projector. If anyone says anything, tell them to “go home and Netflix and CHILL.”
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Have dinner with your family.
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Nothing brings out the hatred in us more than having to endure an insufferable meal with the dear people we loath the most. You can start by complaining how the chicken is burnt.
Take a nice drive somewhere.
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Someone is going to cut you off, or drive too slowly, or not turn on red. Just turn the radio on. You’re sure to hear that song you’ve heard a million times that you absolutely hate. It works like a charm when you need to get back in the swing of hating everyone.
Simply get on the internet.
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It doesn’t even matter which web page or social media platform you go to. Just open up your browser and you’ll instantly start hating people again. You’re probably feeling it right now just reading this. Well done!
