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Apparently calling a man a mouse while he’s trying to plow you is the exact opposite of calling him Lexington Steele.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 42-year-old Florida man took exception to it during a recent love-making sesh with his 58-year-old girlfriend, so much so that he allegedly punched her in the face and “struck her in the back several times with a plastic dildo and some type of cord.”
Florida Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With Dildo After She Criticized His Sexual Performance
Police said Carol Favuzza told them Eric Pritsch lost his shit while they were humping on February 7 and she told him, “You’re not a man, you’re a mouse.” And just to make sure everybody downtown knew what she was referring to, they noted in their report that she said that in regards to his “apparent inability to perform” sexually.
Pritsch denied hitting Favuzza, and in his defense, responding officers were unable to locate the big plastic dick he was accused of striking her with. However, the fact that one of the officers did notice swelling to Favuzza’s face and jaw doesn’t look good for him.
It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anybody that both of the “lovers” have a lengthy rap sheet. What is surprising is the fact that Pritsch is only 42. Good lord.
