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A headline for the ages.
Sure, there have been plenty of awkward times people have been caught watching porn, but something tells me none of those moments will top this poor guy who seems to have died after he was crushed to death by his massive nude magazine collection.
While everyone these days is all about internet porn, a 50-year-old man named Joji in Japan was not, and it may have cost him his life after he was discovered in the giant pile of his porn collection. According to the Asia Wire, Joji, was discovered by his landlord six months after the accident, after he finally checked in on his after he hadn’t paid his rent. Six months? You finally checked in after six months? Damn.
Look at this collection of porn mags that weighed about 132 pounds.
Photo: Via Asia Wire
The story came to light after the cleaner who was hired to remove the pile of nude mags from the flat, revealed that he’d been asked to help secretly remove them to cover the departed’s shame. No shame in nude mags, dude.
Although, the cleaner does say that he is not sure whether the man died from other causes and simply fell into the magazines, or if he was crushed by them, I’m assuming that no one wants to live with a pile of dirty mags around, so I believe he was crushed.
In conclusion, stick to digital porn, folks.
h/t The LADbible
