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“Fair dinkum” is a great way to sum up our mates Down Under, as every person I’ve ever met from Australia has been genuinely honest when answering my questions. But it’s apparently the exact opposite for Aussie men when it comes to telling the ladies how far their “donger” hangs down in their trousers.
According to SaucyDates.com, nobody on the planet exaggerates the size of their penis more than an Australian man.
The Saucy Dates crew asked men from all over the world to reveal the size of their blood lumber and then asked ladies to reveal the size of the boomstick attached to the last dude they humped. They then took “the average of both answers to see once and for all if there was an exaggeration in size.” They also took a look at different countries to see how “average penis size varied around the world and which men (if any) were honest or even modest.”
In all, the team at Saucy Dates surveyed 1,715 people, 953 males and 762 females, and oops, Australia.
In a related story, is there anything that Americans are number one in anymore? C’mon, meow.
