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Every dark, lonely season typically ends with us stumbling upon a hot girl who shows God can give with both hands (then give a nice, big titty-twister) when we find girls like Sarah Beattie. Girls who are strangely so hot and yet so hilariously willing to talk their boobs, poop, politics, p***y farts and daddy issues that it seems cosmically impossible.
While her Instagram garners a lot of attention from the avid boob-loving compulsive masturbators (yes, we follow her), her Twitter is spot-on dark wit and political hits that would probably make Donald Trump want to resign from his job (maybe his life, too). Between the clever anecdotes of one and the epic tits of the other, Beattie owns the double life of a comedian turned Instagram model. Now, if only she would get into cosplay, wear sexy outfits and expose as much of her boobs as Instagramably possible. Oh wait, she does that already. And when we say “cutthroat comedian,” we mean she poses with a machete, man’s greatest weapon for arousal (next to boobs).
Follow this refreshingly conflicted triple threat of boobs, brains and butt jokes @nachosarah on both Twitter and Instagram, then find yourself informed, entertained and aroused in the weirdest of ways. Now enjoy our favorite Beattie posts from Instagram, where the captions are almost as good as the cans, otherwise consider your day long and meaningless.
