Screenshot: Facebook
I understood the portable pizza pouch, I really did. Hell, I even understood the sneakers that allow you to order Pizza Hut pizza by pressing down on them. But this right here? This I completely do not understand.
Villa Italian Kitchen, a New Jersey-based pizza chain is celebrating the upcoming National Bikini Day (July 5) by offering, and listen to this: a $10,000 pizza bikini made from real pizza. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, real pizza. So if you have $10,000 laying around you can get yourself a pizza bikini, head out to the beach and be murdered by seagulls.
Take a look at the bikini below thanks to the Villa Italian Kitchen Facebook:
Here’s a closer look:
Photo: Facebook
The pizza restaurant teamed up with New York food stylist (yes, that’s a thing) Jessie Bearden in order to create the bikini from dough. According to UPI, the dough was “braided at the top and waistband to keep it in place, as well as 100 percent whole milk mozzarella cheese, tomato sauce and pepperonis.”
Here’s what Villa had to say about this useless bikini:
“Each of Villa Italian Kitchen’s Pizza-Kini’s are fully customizable, from choice of toppings like pepperoni, sausage, peppers and onions and more, to its personalized fitting to the body type of each customer.
The cost of the Pizza-Kini includes an initial consultation and measurement session, creation of the customized suit — including topping preferences — and final fitting. Those interested in placing an order for the most delicious swimwear on earth can do so by sending a direct message through Villa Italian Kitchen’s Facebook page.
And here’s the bikini being modeled.
