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As someone who jogs sometimes I know that there are times where you just have to use the bathroom. But regardless of how strong that feeling is I have never pulled my pants down and taken a dump out in public. Well, one mystery woman out in Colorado can’t really say the same.
A female jogger dubbed “The Mad Pooper” is being looked for by police after she took a shit outside a family’s home. Cathy Budde told KKTV that it was her kids that actually caught the woman “mid-squat, pants down and unashamed.” Well, you have to have zero shame to pull that stunt off.
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“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like… ‘are you serious?'” Budde said. “‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!'”
According to Budde and her family this mystery pooper actually does this near their house about once a week and leaves behind her sovenier with paper towels.
“I put a sign on the wall that’s like ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop.’ … She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped,” Budde adds.
And even though public restrooms are near the family’s home the woman is still choosing to instead do it outside like a freaking bear. But now the police have gotten involved. Here’s what Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti had to say:
“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career. For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.”
Check out the news report below to hear more about this bizarre case.
When she is caught eventually this serial pooper could face indecent exposure and public defecation charges.
h/t NY Daily News
