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When Easter rolls around everyone aims to remind folks just how much they despise Peeps. And rightfully so, those marshmallow birds are garbage. But when the Halloween season rolls everyone everyone needs a reminder just how terrible candy corn truly is.
That’s right, those sugar corn things are a nightmare, and yet anytime you go to your nearest Walmart or Target or wherever it is you do your shopping there is always an aisle filled with bags of candy corn.
And since it’s the first week of October and candy corn bags are already everywhere we thought it would be the right thing to remind everyone just how much people hate candy corn.
Have a look at some of the reactions below.
Candy corn? I remember saying all I wanted for Halloween was a bag of candy corn.
Never. Fucking. Again.
— 【 ᴛᴀɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴀᴛᴇʀs 】 (@Thermometric_) September 28, 2017
my whole family is eating these and I hate them more than anything. A disgrace to fall pic.twitter.com/imO63bFl0L
— mari (@spideyyobrien) September 30, 2017
i don’t get the hype about them. they’re flavorless pieces of shit. i’m good with my twix and m&ms like damn
— spoopy sofia (@ElSofiaSanchez) September 30, 2017
I think #CandyCorn is the #Nickelback of candy. They seem to be everywhere but it’s nearly impossible to find someone who likes them.
— Guest Room Larry (@theguestroompod) October 1, 2017
I’ve never understood the appeal of candy corn. It’s like eating sugary wax. #HalloweenCandy #CandyCorn
— Richard Kutz (@RichardKutz) September 29, 2017
Okay, the annual candy corn debate has begun and if you actual human monsters want to snack on diabetes candles, who am I to stop you?
— Deanna Raybourn (@deannaraybourn) September 28, 2017
But, for the record, candy corn is the shed baby teeth of tiny toddler demons.
— Deanna Raybourn (@deannaraybourn) September 28, 2017
How to eat Candy Corn pic.twitter.com/Blp6KCfiyK
— Thomas Paul (@ThomasPaul00) September 30, 2017
My opinion on #candycorn is that they are disgusting, yes. But I will still eat them because I hate myself.
— [name] (@FeministDonut) October 1, 2017
“Why do so many people hate me?”#CandyCorn pic.twitter.com/DY4C5sGFvR
— Kimberly Stolarick (@sKimTheDetails) September 27, 2017
Candy corn is straight trash candy. Fight me. pic.twitter.com/HbPogm9aNj
— Stacey-Beth (@TheStaceyBeth) September 26, 2017
In conclusion candy corn is pure hell.
h/t Distractify
