Alessandra Ambrosio showed up at a lingerie photoshoot four months pregnant, so I guess that means she’s keeping the baby. Fine, whatever. I already told her I had new girlfriend, so I don’t know why she has to make this all weird. God, Alessandra! Why does everything have to be about you?!?
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