I don’t have a tackle box or a tooth in my pocket, so I’m not really the biggest fan of country music. I am, however, a fan of hot blondes, so imagine my surprise when Taylor Swift performed the last part of “Should Have Said No” in the rain at the American Country Music Awards last night. The only way this could have gotten any hotter is if Carrie Underwood would have walked on stage with nothing but a strap on and a consent form.