Well, it’s officially afternoon in NC so I’m ready to start drinking. But first, we’d like to take a minute to toast all of our readers for making 2008 another great year. We’ll be back on Friday, so be on the look out for some of the new things we have planned for 2009 (hint: we’ll be posting on weekends, bitches!) So have fun tonight, be safe, and drink one for me. Oh, and if you get arrested, don’t worry about it. It’s not like it’s your fault that the Vietnamese prostitute couldn’t pronounce the safe word. What are you, an English teacher all of a sudden?
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
