Taylor Momsen is either Spiderwoman or she’s begun to make her own viral videos. Maybe something with nudity next? [TheHollywoodGossip]
Naomi Watts seems to have survived her birthing and managed to fart out another child without murdering her good looks. [Lainey Gossip]
Nicole Kidman‘s camel-toe area is apparently the one part of her that isn’t botoxed. [TaxiDriverMovie]
On average, teens send 14,528 texts per month. [I’mNotObsesed]
Kim Kardashian‘s nipple tries to use her distracting ass to hide the fact that it can see you. [CityRag]
Aubrey O’Day will be in Playboy, because otherwise you’ll forget about her completely. [PinkIsTheNewBlog]
Today’s busted-ass celebrity of the day is Sarah Jessica Parker hosting “Betrayed” at the Kennedy Center. [JustJared]
