Not only are the pictures of her gut being squeezed out of her mom jeans like toothpaste everywhere, Jessica has more news that will make her want to relax and take a deep breath of carbon monoxide – Tony Romo cheated on her with a skinny brunette. Star Magazine reports:
….just hours after Jess flew out of Burbank airport on Jan. 16, her boyfriend decided to host a party — at her house! And if that wasn’t bad enough, the hunky quarterback hooked up with a beautiful brunette. The very night Jessica left town, Tony hit an invitation-only opening of Los Angeles hot-spot My House with a posse that included Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti and Entourage star Kevin Connolly. To keep the fun going, he invited a group of revelers “back to my place,” the onlooker tells Star. But when people arrived at the two-story country cottage-style home off Coldwater Canyon in Beverly Hills, it soon became obvious that “his place” belonged to his unsuspecting — and absent — girlfriend, Jessica. Amid Jessica’s gold albums, the party raged on downstairs. But on the second floor, Tony was enjoying his own private party — with a long haired, olive-skinned cutie. “Everyone was talking about it downstairs,” dishes the source. “The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica — especially in her place! I just can’t believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend’s house.”
Well, this was bound to happen. Tony Romo is technically the quarterback of one of the most popular sports franchises in the world. Jessica Simpson is a dumb fat chick who performs at county fairs. Tony Romo should be waiting for triplets from the sorority to wipe off their faces, not waiting for the waitress to bring to go boxes.
More pictures of singer and Moon Pie enthusiast, Jessica Simpson, in Florida:
Banner picture source: NY POST (Thanks, #17! – Todd)
