Jennifer Lopez was in Capri this weekend and I don’t know what circus bear she stole that bikini from, but if she could cover that shit up that would be great. Look, I have nothing against a nice ass, my ex-girlfriend’s ass was like 20% of her bodyweight, but every time she wore a bikini she didn’t really need Dr. Manhattan to bend the laws of physics to hold the elastic in place.
It's the 50th anniversary of Marvel's flagship character. Let's revisit the highlights of the past half-century of web-slinging.
