Don’t ask me to explain it, because I really don’t know, but Sophia Bush is the cutest thing on Earth. I know she can’t really act for shit and she sounds like she swallowed a razor when she talks, but damn if she isn’t freakin’ adorable. I know I talk about Megan Fox a lot, but to be honest, I just wanna bend her ass over a couch and use her hair as reins. Sophia Bush makes me want to learn calligraphy so I can write her love letters that I read to her while she’s eating chocolate strawberries in the rose petal and champagne bath I made for her. Of course, then I’d bend her over a couch and use her hair as reins, too, but then it would be out of love you see.
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