These pictures of Miranda Kerr are from last month’s V Magazine, so I’m a little late putting these up. I’m not sure how I missed these, but well..I…look, I live in the South okay? I bought a new internet cord at Wal-Mart but I don’t think it has the right microchips and hard drives in it for me to find all these pictures. I turned this here foldin’ computer I got off and on three times (the guy at Wal-Mart called it a “laptop”) but I guess the time machine in it isn’t working. I paid extra for that so you guys think I should take it back with my receipt? I tried calling Dell but they got invaded by India or something. I didn’t know the guy who pumps my gas had another job. These damn foreigners are takin’ all our jobs!
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