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Olivia Munn and her comically oversized head and flat ass are in the April/May issue of Complex, and it’s good to know that she’s pretty much self-aware and knows that the only guys who want to marry her have phaser key chains and are saving up to buy chainmail. If she ever posed for Playboy, I assume it would involve her playing Quidditch and going down on Gandalf the White.

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