Despite all visual evidence to the contrary, I’d still fuck Audrina Patridge. Yes, I realize her face looks like it was created in lab with animal and human DNA. Yes, I realize the space between her tits could be used as a mass grave in Darfur, but damn. Don’t judge me. I just want to cum on her stomach, not hear her thoughts on the Axiomatic system.
Sunglasses to skateboards, t-shirts to shoes, Lollapalooza is rolling out some themed fashion ahead of this year's fest.
