Christina Hendricks Smiles Through The Pain

Christina Hendricks was at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards this weekend, and let’s face it, she’s unattractive. I realize she’s supposed to make “curvy” women feel better about themselves after they dip their Twinkies in chicken grease, but can we just go ahead and say she’s not hot? She’s a fake red head with a fucked up eye and Kuato growing on her foot. Yes, she huge tits, I get it. So does Aretha Franklin. She looks good in 1960’s dresses. Okay, fine. Whatever. It still doesn’t change the fact that titty fucking her would be like sticking your dick in a pot of mashed potatoes. Only in the fact that when I pulled my dick out of either of them there’s a strong possibility it would have butter on it.