Unlike Sophia Bush below her (figuratively and on the honeymoon possibly literally), I don’t need to pick out floral arrangements or book the Stable Courtyard & Gardens at the Biltmore for Jessica Lowndes. I just need to pick a position that won’t make her cramp and a cab driver who doesn’t mind cleaning up blood.
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
