If I were Jennifer Love Hewitt’s publicist, I would say that she’s been pregnant since 2007 but all the babies are stillborn. That would be the only way to explain why Hewitt looks like a centaur from the waist down. I mean, just look at her ass. I’m waiting for it to be on CNN when they pull the miners out.
Tyler, The Creator hits Jimmy Kimmel Live for an awkward reading of the new Dr. Seuss story What Pet Should…
