According to Huffington Post, Ivanka Trump made this playlist on October 15. They say it’s a sex playlist. A sex playlist that’s 21-minutes long. Let’s go with that.
Like, I get John Legend as your warmup and Bruno Mars if she starts to cry when you can’t make her cum, but James Blunt and Adele? What’s that about? Are we just doing stuff through our jeans until we stop and I gently brush her hair? And what woman is gonna get off in 21 minutes? Maybe this is a vibrator playlist and she gets through a quarter of each song at a time. Ivanka’s fine ass deserves better than this. Where’s the throne room scene music from Star Wars? This is bullshit.
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NEW YORK - JUNE 23: Ivanka Trump, wearing a Christian Dior gown, poses for a portrait June 23, 2002 in New York City. (Photo by Richard Greene/Getty Images)
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CLEVELAND, OH - JULY 21: Ivanka Trump waves to the crowd as she walks on stage to deliver a speech during the evening session on the fourth day of the Republican National Convention on July 21, 2016 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump received the number of votes needed to secure the party's nomination. An estimated 50,000 people are expected in Cleveland, including hundreds of protesters and members of the media. The four-day Republican National Convention kicked off on July 18. (Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)
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NEW YORK - JUNE 17: Ivanka Trump attends the 2009 Whitney Contemporaries Art Party And Auction at Skylight on June 17, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)
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Ivanka Trump during The Cinema Society and The Wall Street Journal Weekend Edition Host a Screening of "Babel" at Tribeca Grand Screening Room in New York City, New York, United States. (Photo by Jason Kempin/FilmMagic)
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NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 14: Ivanka Trump attends the Vanity Fair Party during the 2015 Tribeca Film Festival at the New York State Supreme Court Building on April 14, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for the 2015 Tribeca Film Festival)
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WASHINGTON, DC - AUGUST 02: Assistant to the President and Donlad Trump's daughter Ivanka Trump hosts a listening session with military spouses in the Rooselvelt Room at the White House August 2, 2017 in Washington, DC. The military spouses said the choose professions that they can practice no matter where their partners are stationed but that licencing and certification continues to be a challenge when moving to a new post. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
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Ivanka Trump arrives with US President Donald Trump at Bismarck Municipal Airport September 6, 2017 in Bismarck, North Dakota. / AFP PHOTO / Brendan Smialowski (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images)
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Ivanka Trump and White House advisor husband Jared Kushner arrive before US President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump take part in a moment of silence for the victims of the Las Vegas shootings, on the South Lawn of the White House on October 2, 2017 in Washington, DC. / AFP PHOTO / MANDEL NGAN (Photo credit should read MANDEL NGAN/AFP/Getty Images)
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Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner chat with a woman after taking part in a moment of silence for the victims of the Las Vegas shootings, on the South Lawn of the White House on October 2, 2017 in Washington, DC. / AFP PHOTO / MANDEL NGAN (Photo credit should read MANDEL NGAN/AFP/Getty Images)
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Ivanka Trump chats with a woman after taking part in a moment of silence for the victims of the Las Vegas shootings, on the South Lawn of the White House on October 2, 2017 in Washington, DC. / AFP PHOTO / MANDEL NGAN (Photo credit should read MANDEL NGAN/AFP/Getty Images)
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WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 02: White House National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster (3rd L) and Ivanka Trump are joined by White House staff as they prepare to observe a moment of silence on the South Lawn of the White House October 2, 2017 in Washington, DC. The White House observed the moment of silence to honor of the victims of Sunday's mass murder in Las Vegas, the deadliest shooting in recent American history. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
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WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 02: White House National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster (L) and Ivanka Trump are joined by White House staff as they prepare to observe a moment of silence on the South Lawn of the White House October 2, 2017 in Washington, DC. The White House observed the moment of silence to honor of the victims of Sunday's mass murder in Las Vegas, the deadliest shooting in recent American history. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
