Drunks sluts are a staple of every man’s sexual diet, so it’s surprising that Sienna Miller isn’t more infamous than she already is. She’s Paris Hilton with a British accent and worse clothes. I always thought she was hot, but then Jenny explained to me that I was retarded. Which doesn’t explain my 52 point and 21 rebound performance in the Special Olympic’s gold medal basketball game. But I can’t take all the credit. The other team spent most of the game chasing butterflies and pretending they were airplanes.
Damien Chazelle, Ana Lily Amirpour, Tom Ford, and Paul Verhoeven all have new movies on our "must see" list.
