Since the front page desperately needs to be prettied up, here’s Catherine Bell in a bikini. Yes, I know these pictures are old. So what? Fergie’s were taken yesterday, and she looks like a damn mummy. Catherine Bell could be posing in front of a covered wagon with some Union soldiers and would still look better than any picture Fergie has taken.
There are a lot of ways to die, some more preferable than others. We don’t want to kick the bucket…
