Apparently there is something called The Mayercraft Cruise where John Mayer fans go on a cruise with John Mayer. If you can hold back your excitement, you’ll notice in these pictures that Mayer thrilled his fans by dressing like Borat, or what historians will later call “The Most Obvious Halloween Costume of 2007”. Be sure to book your spot next year, because rumor has it that John Mayer will dress like Jack Sparrow or wrap his dick in a box.
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