The United Nations Association Global Leadership Awards Gala sounds like a pretty prestigious event, so I’m glad to see Catherine Zeta-Jones got her makeup done at the county fair. Seriously, what the hell is up with her face? This has to be some sort of disguise, because I’m pretty sure I could’ve done a better job with hooks for hands.
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