I bought Janice Dickinson a dildo, because if anyone needs it, it’d be her. ‘Cause who wants to have sex with that?
I wrapped it in bubble wrap and placed it on her windshield. Let’s see if she liked it…
Here she comes. Plan going well.
Oh, what’s that on your windshield? Who would be so thoughtful?
Yup, it’s exactly what you think it is. What you’ve always wanted…
Skinny and long, because I know what you like.
What? Wait!
Awwwwwwww. I spent my own money on that you heartless bitch…
