If you thought the unexpected new trailer for the new Dave Chappelle Netflix special was going to give you any insights into what’s in store for your delicate eyes and ears later this month, you had another thing coming. That thing just happens to be Morgan Freeman’s classic voiceover to Chappelle wandering the desert and hints of a “comedy special event.” Unless Dave is planning to give us some kind of Tim Cook comedy show where he unveils the next iPhone, we’re guessing it’s just the latest in the return of Chappelle, yolked with jokes and armed with opinions, all of which we’re completely game for. The new Netflix special is titled Sticks & Stones, with streaming beginning August 26.
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Weird News Listicle 8-12-2019
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No, A Dead Body Doesn’t Count As a Passenger For the Carpool Lane
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Meanwhile in Florida: Dunkin’ Manager Hires Herself As Employee (of the Month), Pockets Checks
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Fake It Till You Make It (To Jail): 8 Biggest Frauds In American History
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Meanwhile in Florida: Man Attacks Woman With McDonalds Sauce Packets, Spices Up Life
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Holiday Inn Takes Away Free Shampoo, The Only Perk of Staying at Holiday Inn
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It Has Begun: People Are Getting Microchip Implants to Replace Credit Cards
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Comedian Plants Fake Products On Store Shelves, Hilarity Ensues
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Pooping in Public Pools Trend Goes Viral (And Bacterial)
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Serial Toilet Clogger Finally Flushed Out (and Other Ridiculous Crimes Committed)
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There’s a Museum Dedicated to Poop and It Promises a Crappy Time
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Trump Plastic Straws Give Supporters Two Birds-One Chance to Pledge Allegiance and Destroy Oceans
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Woman Set to Marry 91-Year-Old Chandelier, Cannot Hold a Candle to Her Love
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