In a perfect world, our social media timelines would be devoid of trolling, racism, sexism, bigotry, anything involving Donald Trump, and anything else negative. In its place would be a virtual world of happy people and cute dogs. That’s all we want. It’s all we need. For proof of this, we offer up this photo of a 15-year-old French bulldog doing the splits. That’s it. That’s the post.
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Weird News 6/18/20
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I Won’t Be Back: Arnold Schwarzenegger Leaves Gym Over No Face Mask Policy
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Trump Finally Finds Someone He Agrees With on Twitter: Himself (And Twitter Obviously Overreacts)
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After 2 Weeks of Protests, White Man Says He Thinks He’s Starting to Get Rap Music
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Officer Karen Has Meltdown Over Wait For McMuffin, Talk About McPrivilege
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Hemingway Lookalike Contest Cancelled, Events Likely Included Heavyweight Drinking and Boxing Your Demons
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Michael Jordan and Crew Catches 442-Pound Marlin, Likely After Hearing ‘Finding Nemo’ Was Bigger Than ‘Space Jam’
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Wisconsin Lawyer Arrested After Spitting in Black Teen’s Face at Protest, Expected to Represent Her Own Shitty Self
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Trump’s Terrorist Theory of 75-Year-Old Man Shoved by Police Exhibits New Expert Level of Sociopathic Thinking
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