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Meanwhile in Louisiana: Teacher Who Fed Students Semen-Laced Cupcakes Sentenced to 41 Years, Not Likely Allowed to Work the Cafeteria

If a teacher brings cupcakes to school, what do you do? Eat them the fuck up, of course! But after reading this story, you might pause the next time someone offers you a heavily frosted homemade treat. Why? Because a teacher in Louisiana has been convicted of serving her students cupcakes laced with her husband’s semen.

We’ll wait while you try to suppress the urge to vomit.

The sicko’s name is Cynthia Perkins, and the 36-year-old former educator was just sentenced for this heinous deed (among others). According to an indictment, she was facing 72 charges of a slew of sex crimes. The majority (68) got dropped as part of a plea agreement in which she vowed to testify against her husband, Dennis Perkins, a former sheriff’s deputy who is also a dirty dog. He faces a whopping 150 criminal charges, many of which fall in sex crime territory. (Sounds like these two were made for each other.)

But back to the semen-inspired desserts at hand. Perkins apparently filmed her husband “supplying” the special ingredient for the cupcakes that made their way into the mouths of students at Westside Junior High School. The sticky substance was also slipped into energy drinks given to the unsuspecting kids.

Unfortunately, this isn’t the worst crime the vile couple committed together, but we won’t upset your stomach further.

Perkins pleaded guilty to second-degree rape, production of child pornography and conspiracy of mingling harmful substances, and in return she got 41 years behind bars, 40 of which are without the possibility of parole…which means she might still be alive and kickin’ (and cooking?) when her sentence is up.

Here’s hoping they don’t let her work in the cafeteria while she’s serving time. Nobody needs the kind of treat that Perkins likes to whip up.

Cover Photo: Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office

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