Everybody in the house get yo hands up in the muthaf***in’ air! Now wrap those hands around a muthaf***in’ burger, y’all! Ya gotta eat that shit, son! You know, I’d better leave burger rapping to the professionals. Here are 7 hip-hop songs about fast food’s most ubiquitous meal: the burger.
Drive-Thru Rap
Woman trying to do her job ruins goofy rap.
Burger Pattern
Fat Boys were all about burgers, saxophone and number patterns, y’all. That’s how they did it back in the day.
Big Mac Attack!
Any song that rhymes “Grimace” with “bitches” has a special place in my heart.
McDonalds: The Rap
The Peter Sellers of YouTube burger rap videos.
Grill Skills
Why can’t all rap songs teach you how to work a minimum wage job?
Russian Burger King Commercial
If I go to Russia and the Burger Kings aren’t like this, I’m gonna be extremely disappointed.
Let’s Go To McDonalds
Apparently the rapper got fired for doing this. Best reason to get fired ever?
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