Time to find the most offensive words in the English language, put them all on a black t-shirt together in white block text, misspell a few of them ‘by accident,’ sell a whole lot of shirts to a whole lot of teenagers who are desperate to piss off their parents, and check out these links!
Justin Bieber Arrested For 2nd Time In A Week
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/justin-bieber-arrested-for-2nd-time-in-a-week/
Busted, busted, busted oooh.
Listen To The Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Super Bowl Song
Or rather, the Red Hot Chili Pranksters. [Context]
The Epic Battle To Save The Most Offensive Team Name In Professional Sports
http://thinkprogress.org/sports/2014/01/30/3205071/redskins/
What about just calling them the Skins, and their mascot could be a rowdy British teenager?
Woman Was Her Own Twin – And The Twin Was The Mother Of Her Children
Fneh?
Have You Ever Wanted A Shirt With ‘CRAPDILDO F***HOAR SEXKUNT” On It?
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/coolcat-swearing-sweater-interview
If not, perhaps your mom would like it.
That’s all for this this offensively-named edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.