The internet has bestowed onto us, its forever loyal subjects, a gem of a new game perfect for those that are #AusPol inclined. The 8-bit Abbot Simulator game lets users take control of a floating Tony Abbott head and try to stop those pesky boats before they arrive in Australia.
Set to the iconic Super Mario Bros theme song, players must wield their keyboards to intercept the incoming boats, increasing their approval rating as they go. Once you hit 100% you become the Suppository of all Wisdom.
Collect money bags on the way to increase your defence budget – allowing the purchase of the reasonably priced $12 billion F-35 joint strike fighter jets and to buy some cigars for Joe Hockey before he goes into Rampage Mode.
Keep on the lookout for Clive Palmer’s Titanic as it comes into port, that will be signalled by the soundtrack’s transition into “My Heart Will Go On”. And please, make sure to avoid Pauline Hanson. At all costs.
Have a crack at the Abbott Simulator here, right now.
